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Slugs & Snails

Posted by liljim - July 31st, 2008


I know that these creatures are miracles of evolution, stemming back millions of years (or a few months, if you happen to be stupid enough to be a Creationist.). What are these creatures good for, other than:

a) making other little slugs and snails with each other
b) eating all your plants
c) i: if you're from France and it's a snail, eating it, or ii: just... getting in your way.

?

In all the millions of years of evolution (or two months, if you're stupid enough to be a Creationist [before anyone pipes up, I know the true length of time that Creationists think upon]), why have these creatures not learned to get out of the way?

In the picture below is a partially squashed snail...

Now... I smoke (I know, a very bad thing), but I go outside to do it.

I don't weigh much and when I step outside for a smoke in the pitch black, I tread carefully when it's raining, because I know that there's going to be a few of these creatures about.

However, if these creatures, who have been around longer than man, had any sense, they'd have been prepared for me. Or at least grown tough enough shells to withstand my weight, or just stayed away.

Between taking the first picture and writing this up, I went outside again and destroyed another snail accidentally. Surely, they're their own worst enemy.

Slugs & Snails


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Well, since they can live just about anywhere that there are plants, they probably survive that way. And by numbers. And I guess they are also entertaining when you pour salt on them :)

Now that has gotta hurt!

thats gotta hurt

get a blue tongue lizard
they wil get rid of your problem

nasty.

i have not seen a snail near my house in years :/

wow, is all that glare real or was it photoshopped? poor thing :P i wonder what their purpose in the world is...

It was dark outside and raining. The glare is a result of the rain and slime from the snail reflecting the flash I used. No photoshop involved.

snails are quite tasty if cooked correctly.

Perhaps, but I don't like the thought of tucking into that bad boy, cooked or not.

Salt and Snails go well together!

very painful :(

There are more usages to snails :P

But maybe in a sense, they are their own accidents because they cant seem to protect themselves in a way either.

There's a road near where I live, and whenever it rains, the road literally get covered with hundreds of snails and they just get killed. You go past the next day and you can just see hundreds of dead snails.

It's odd.

I got a joke about evolution.

Why don't Catholics play Pokemon?

Because Pokemon evolve :D

I sense a snail uprising.

that's incredibly sickening

I am anxiously awaiting the disgruntled rant of some enraged creationist.

"Creationism is the only possible answer despite a single shred of evidence suggesting so! You and your millions of facts conclusively proving evolution can go to hell!"

Hehe.

I have a friend, who lives in Japan now (and has done for the past 6 years or so). His parents own a cottage on the shore on the East Coast of England, that's renowned for being a hotspot for fossils.

Whenever he comes back to visit, he, I, and a bunch of others, go up to the cottage to stay for a day or two, because it's pretty tranquil up there.

His Dad was an English teacher and then progressed to school inspections.

Anyway, the cottage next door to it was bought by a family of Creationists. His Dad had been there one day, gone to the beach, found a bunch of fossils back and was looking at them in front of the two cottages, which are adjacent.

The annoying kid, belonging to the couple next door, asked them what he was looking at. He explained that they were fossils and were at least a couple of million years old.

The kid's parent overheard, and stepped in. "They're not more than 6,000 years old."

What an idiot.

I see you've been improving upon your photography. Nice picture... poor lil fella. Crazy to think that only half a year ago these creatures first roamed our earth, how short their existence has come on this planet.

Did you at least offer him a cigarette before annihilation?

ewwww nasty pic

I did not know you had such a strong view on the way slugs and Snails live.

I have been having the exact same problem for the past couple of days. It's almost uncanny.

I'm a smoker too. I go out for a cigarette for obvious reasons. Now I go to bed late at around 4am. I go for a smoke when it's pitch black. I happened to step on a big ugly slug, exactly outside the front door. As if it was planning to commit suicide. I had no idea what it was, it was like a small balloon filled with water that would refuse to burst.

My first thought it was cat crap but when I come back inside I saw the remains of a slug from the light of the doorway. This was only a few days ago and I still cannot clean the mucous from the sole of my shoes. It's the sticky stuff rather than the watery mucous.

Next day, stepped on a new slug.

Yeah... This one place I lived in was even worse than where it is now. You couldn't walk anywhere outside when it'd been raining at night, without stepping on one or the other. Disgusting things.

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